Derp astrology: Eastern zodiac signs when there's... →
derpastrology: Suggested by 2xing. I know you expected a Western one but… heh. And it happens to be a really really really tasty piece of food that everyone loves MOUSE: Hey look a flying dinosaur! *steals and runs* OX: I don’t even care *leaves* TIGER: We’ll fight for it like men! …
"Are you as bored as I am?" makes sense even when...
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My teacher told me to read more so i'll be better...
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When my mom's in my room and she's touching all my...
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delusions-of-mediocrity: l3golas: Harry Potter and It was Snape…wait no Harry Potter and It’s Malfoy…wait no Harry Potter and it was Sirius Black…wait no Harry Potter and It was Voldemort Harry Potter and fuck you I was right Harry Potter and no it was definitely Snape this time Harry Potter and shit, wrong again Harry Potter and Fuck You I Was Right
coffeeandcheesecake: thereichenbachfinn: remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her and it was like really troy really really yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on he would have seen who Ryan was actually interested in THEY ARE...
¿Cansado de leer frases repetidas? ¿Harto de esas...
woochanki: a day without some gay is a wasted day
my mom's logic: if i don't remember it, it didn't happen
Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
omgrunlol: powerlesbian: today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE oh my god
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mishafer: prophecyspirit: I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in. #oR THEIR POSITION MAKES NO SENSE #LIKE NO #YOU CANNOT TUG AT THEIR HAIR WITH ONE HAND AND JERK THEM OFF WITH THE OTHER AND THEN ALSO BE STRETCHING THEM OPEN WITH YOUR FINGERS#YOU DON’T HAVE THREE HANDS SToP IT
Reblog if you ship Thorki and you regret nothing.
dragonsfeather: And if people have a problem with that, they know where the unfollow button is. :-)